I like stuff

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

*9 ur old voice* I’m single as a Pringle (:

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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emmix3:

reallylameblog:

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

Went to bird school, which is for birds

Where bird….is the word

emmix3:

reallylameblog:

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

Went to bird school, which is for birds

Where bird….is the word

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.