pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
I specialize in bird law.
Went to bird school, which is for birds
Where bird….is the word
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.